Believe it or not, I heard a man ask a lady this at the gas station two weeks ago.
Yes, I was standing there pumping my gas, when this guy pulled up on the other side of my pump. A lady was already parked at the pump behind him.
He got out of the car and said, "Hey Mindy*. Are you still married?"
She kind of looked at him like... oh great it's this guy again.
She answered yes and the man proceeded to wash her windows and make unwanted small talk with her as she pumped her gas.
I just wanted to shout, "Man, get a clue!!" He clearly wasn't wanted there.
He could still be holding her hostage at the pump for all I know...